I have inadvertently discovered what may be the most awesomely bad movie ever made. Such is the beauty of watching the Sci-Fi Channel at 1:00 a.m. The movie is called Xtro. It's about a British dude who gets abducted by aliens. His wife thinks he has abandoned her and their son. Three years later, an alien creature lands on earth, rapes and impregnates a woman, and she gives birth to the abducted dude...fully grown. This movie is nuts and I'd be typing forever trying to explain exactly what goes on, but there's more impregnation and alien birthing, inhuman powers, death by screaming, and parental kidnapping. Bad acting, cheap effects, random hot French nanny, nonsensical plot...I'm in love.

All it would need to be true B-movie gold is a cameo by Clint Howard or Joe Estevez.